If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

  • R
  • 01/24/2025 (US)
  • Drama
  • 1h 53m

Everything is under control.

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Mary Bronstein

Director, Writer

Cast

Rose Byrne's headshot

Rose Byrne

Linda
Conan O'Brien's headshot

Conan O'Brien

Therapist
A$AP Rocky's headshot

A$AP Rocky

James
Danielle Macdonald's headshot

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline
Delaney Quinn's headshot

Delaney Quinn

Child
Mary Bronstein's headshot

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk's headshot

Ivy Wolk

Diana
Mark Stolzenberg's headshot

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

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