The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008)

  • NR
  • 09/18/2008 (US)
  • Comedy, Horror
  • 10m

IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Overview

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

Richard Gale

Director, Writer

Cast

Paul Clemens's headshot

Paul Clemens

Jack Cucchiaio
Michael James Kacey's headshot

Michael James Kacey

The Doctor
Fay Kato's headshot

Fay Kato

The Mystic
Melissa Paladino's headshot

Melissa Paladino

The Girlfriend
Brian Rohan's headshot

Brian Rohan

The Murderer
Richard Gale's headshot

Richard Gale

Narrator (voice)

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